Doodle Suck! (transcript)

This is the transcript of Doodle Suck! the pilot

All: Yeah!

Mr. Stax: Hi, I am a mad scientist, I made a doodle lock.

(zap)

(plug)

Mr. Stax: Heck, FREAKING LOCK!

(snap)

Mr. Stax: Oh, Heck.

Fred Stax: We are doodles.

Zack Randall: What is a doodle?

Fred Stax: A doodle is a drawing which means anything can happen! ANYTHING!

WiseVoice: "Stair Please"

Zack Randall: AWESOME!

WiseVoice: "Cage Please"

Fred Stax: Oh Yeah! (Fred rolling the cage)

WiseVoice: "Sword Please"

Jack Hartford: This is a Awesome Sword.

WiseVoice: "Gun Please"

Max Stein: Awesome Gun!

ZeroBG: We are stuck.

ZeroBG: Oh.

WiseVoice: "Hole Please"

ZeroBG: HECKKKKK!

Fred Stax: Let's have a adventure.

ZeroBG: Oof, I want to go back

(pop)

Phillip Stax: We have to make the most of it.

Max Stein: I agree.

Jack Hartford: I have a plan.