Let Us Give TANKS!

Let Us Give TANKS! is an episode of Power Rangers: The Animated Series. It's a Thanksgiving special.

Headquarters
(alarm goes off)
 * Riotrooper: (to rangers, on screen) We're taking heavy losses, sir. They've got us pinned down! We really need—
 * Red Ranger: Alright! Thanksgiving break!
 * Riotrooper: But, sir! We could really use some— (Red Ranger turns off screen)
 * Red Ranger: I love Thanksgiving break!
 * Yellow Ranger: Uh, shouldn't we go help him?
 * Red Ranger: Naw, he's just one of those Riotroopers. We got like fifty of them. So, what's everybody doing for the holiday?
 * Pink Ranger: I'm going to stay at my parents' house! If they haven't rented out my room... again... to my brother.
 * Red Ranger: Well, have a good time, rangers. I'll just be here in case Thrax tries to blow up over-the-river-&-through-the-woods... so that no one to grandmother's house... can go.

Cottage
(minion is preparing turkey)
 * Thrax: (to minion) I thought I told you to fiendishly dice the evil onions!
 * Minion 1: No, sir.
 * Minion 2: That was me, sir.
 * Thrax: I can never tell you two apart! (throws fork at minion's eye)
 * Minion 2: Ow!
 * Thrax: There! Now you're the one with the fork stuck in your eye! (rangers break in with guns)
 * Blue Ranger: (to Thrax) Sorry, Thrax! The only thanks you'll be giving is getting shot by us with our bullet-shooting guns!
 * Thrax: What?!
 * Blue Ranger: Aw, just kidding. Thanks for having us over!
 * Thrax: (laughs) You really had me going for a second there. Get in here, you guys! (Orange Ranger comes in) (to Orange Ranger) Orange Ranger, you made it! I thought you were only available for a limited time with three proofs of purchase!
 * Orange Ranger: I brought some ambrosia salad!
 * Thrax: Uh, where's Red Ranger?
 * Yellow Ranger: Uh, we kind of didn't give him your invitation. Red Ranger has a bit of a hard time cutting loose.

Headquarters
(Red Ranger is doing saluting)
 * Red Ranger: 47! 48! 49! 50! C'mon Red Ranger, you maggot! Give me fifty more! One! Two! Three! Four!

Cottage

 * Blue Ranger: Uh... I guess... Claude Monet, & um... Manchester United!
 * Thrax: That's good, that's good! (to Yellow Ranger) Now what about you, Yellow Ranger?
 * Yellow Ranger: I'm thankful for this bountiful Thrax Thanksgiving action playset!
 * Black Ranger: I'm thankful for the gift of rhyme!
 * Orange Ranger: Ambrosia salad!
 * Black Ranger: I'm also thankful for this lime! (holds lime) (laughs)
 * Thrax: Plutonium at closeout prices!
 * Minion 1: I'm thankful I don't have a fork in my eye, sir.
 * Thrax: My Nana's new hip!
 * Minion 2: I'm... thankful for this fork in my eye.

Headquarters

 * Red Ranger: (to Riotrooper on screen) So I exchanged it for something of lesser value, and they gave me the rest in store credit!
 * Riotrooper: That's great, sir. A real value. But we could really use some air support!
 * Red Ranger: Yeah, I should go too. Got to check in on Thrax.
 * Riotrooper: Please, NO-- (Red Ranger changes channel) (screen reveals rangers at cottage)
 * Blue Ranger: (on screen) Ambrosia salad... Saying right, right, right, right...
 * Red Ranger: Oh my gosh! Thrax's captured the Power Rangers & is forcing them to sit down to a delicious meal & pleasant conversation! Hang on, boys. Daddy Reddy's on his way! (leaves quickly)
 * Thrax: (on screen) But I'm not thankful for that guy over there with the camera!

Cottage

 * Green Ranger: (to rangers) Hey, guys.
 * Yellow Ranger: Uh-oh. You know what that means.
 * Blue Ranger: It won't be long before... (Red Ranger pops out of turkey)
 * Red Ranger: (to Thrax) Gobble, gobble... you're in trouble!
 * Black Ranger: Hey, that's not bad!
 * Thrax: Red Ranger! Your gun is actually red!
 * Red Ranger: (to rangers) Power Rangers, run for cover! Thrax is clearly trying to have you all over for dinner!
 * Yellow Ranger: Uh, yeah! He invited you too. But we didn't tell you because we were afraid you'd do something like this!
 * Red Ranger: And I did! The Power Rangers win again!
 * Thrax: Well since you're here, won't you play us a song, please?
 * Red Ranger: A song? I don't know. It's been so long, I...
 * Oliver Twist: (to Red Ranger) Won't you play us a song, governor?
 * Red Ranger: Alright, you talked me into it. One song!

Later...

 * Red Ranger: (to rangers) This is one everybody knows, so give me a hand, boys. (plays piano) (sings) Buy all our playsets &...
 * Rangers & Thrax: Ooh!
 * Red Ranger: Buy all our playsets &...
 * Rangers & Thrax: Ah!
 * Red Ranger: Buy all our playsets &...
 * All: Toys! Yeah!
 * Thrax: A holiday classic! (smoke comes in)
 * Yellow Ranger: Uh, what's that smell?
 * Blue Ranger: How should I know? You're the one who's yellow!
 * Red Ranger: That's all me. I stuck a nuclear device in the oven in case I didn't make it out of here alive!

Pink Ranger's Room
(Pink Ranger's brother is playing video games & listening to loud music)
 * Music: No one understands me! No one understands me! (Pink Ranger comes in covering ears)
 * Pink Ranger: (to brother) Will you turn that noise down?!
 * Pink Ranger's Brother: You're so lame.
 * Music: No one understands me... but YOU!

Outside Cottage
(cottage blows up at end of song)

Pink Ranger's Room
(window shatters)